I’m Not an Asshole, I’m a Hemorrhoid – Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt
T-shirt / S / Black
$27.99
Angebotspreis
$27.99
Normaler Preis
$55.98
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I’m Not an Asshole, I’m a Hemorrhoid – Funny Sarcastic T-Shirt
$27.99
Angebotspreis
$27.99
Normaler Preis
$55.98
Not an asshole—just professionally irritating them. 😂
This hilarious graphic tee features the savage quote:
“I’m not an asshole, I’m a hemorrhoid. I irritate assholes.”
Simple typography, brutal humor, and absolutely zero filter. Perfect for anyone who loves sarcastic jokes, dark humor, inappropriate sayings, and shirts that make people stop and read twice.
Great for birthdays, gag gifts, parties, casual wear, or that one friend who proudly admits they’re difficult.
| TEE (CM) | ||||
| SIZE | LENGTH | BUST | SHOULDER | SLEEVE |
| S | 63 | 92 | 41 | 18 |
| M | 66 | 98 | 44 | 19 |
| L | 70 | 104 | 47 | 20 |
| XL | 74 | 110 | 50 | 22 |
| 2XL | 78 | 116 | 53 | 24 |
| 3XL | 82 | 122 | 56 | 26 |
| 4XL | 83 | 128 | 59 | 27 |
| Sweatshirt/Hoodie (CM) | ||||
| SIZE | LENGTH | BUST | SHOULDER | SLEEVE |
| S | 65 | 102 | 48 | 56 |
| M | 68 | 108 | 51 | 57 |
| L | 71 | 114 | 54 | 58 |
| XL | 74 | 120 | 56 | 59 |
| 2XL | 77 | 126 | 58 | 60 |
| 3XL | 81 | 132 | 60 | 61 |
| 4XL | 84 | 138 | 62 | 62 |
| TEE (INCH) | ||||
| SIZE | LENGTH | BUST | SHOULDER | SLEEVE |
| S | 24.8 | 36.2 | 16.1 | 7.1 |
| M | 26.0 | 38.6 | 17.3 | 7.5 |
| L | 27.6 | 40.9 | 18.5 | 7.9 |
| XL | 29.1 | 43.3 | 19.7 | 8.7 |
| 2XL | 30.7 | 45.7 | 20.9 | 9.4 |
| 3XL | 32.3 | 48.0 | 22.0 | 10.2 |
| 4XL | 32.7 | 50.4 | 23.2 | 10.6 |
| Sweatshirt/Hoodie (INCH) | ||||
| SIZE | LENGTH | BUST | SHOULDER | SLEEVE |
| S | 25.6 | 40.2 | 18.9 | 22.0 |
| M | 26.8 | 42.5 | 20.1 | 22.4 |
| L | 28.0 | 44.9 | 21.3 | 22.8 |
| XL | 29.1 | 47.2 | 22.0 | 23.2 |
| 2XL | 30.3 | 49.6 | 22.8 | 23.6 |
| 3XL | 31.9 | 52.0 | 23.6 | 24.0 |
| 4XL | 33.1 | 54.3 | 24.4 | 24.4 |
Sizes can vary from 2-3 centimeters because they are measured by hand. 1inch=2.54cm
The size matched on a label can differ from the one you have ordered